Edward "Lefty" Lee is a bartender by trade, where his good looks and quick wit have saved him more than once from an ass beating. Edward enjoys wood working, bad science fiction movies and reading comic books. He lives in Maryland with a large book collection and a lazy guard dog. He’s been published
previously by the Happy Magazine.

Two Poems (March 20, 2009. Issue 15. The DirtyDirty.)

An Outer-space Newt

There once was an outer-space Newt
Who jerked off in his outer-space suit!
It’s no big surprise,
I’m telling no lies,
It slid down to his lead-metal boot.

There once was a Martian

There once was a Martian so hot,
From its neck gill it clamored a lot,
I tried for the mouth
But hit farther south
And it shot from her blow-hole like snot!