Jill Weinberger is an award-winning but as-yet-unpaid television writer (Austin Film Festival 2006 Drama Teleplay Winner), a semi-profressional and often-beleaguered-by-the-usage-of-others freelance editor and proofreader, and a for-real online journalist whose work for NewTeeVee.com has been syndicated to places like Salon.com and the New York Times online, as well as cited on Wikipedia by some grateful Mormons who liked her review of their webseries.  She would like to earn more of her rent money with creative endeavors that have her name on them.  She would also like to know how to undo this very annoying text-centering formatting issue that imported over when she copy-pasted this short story from Word, but apparently that's not going to happen.  But at least she gets to talk about herself in the third person for an extra line if she keeps bitching about it.

(August 20, 2009. Issue 8.)