Two Poems (April 20, 2010. Issue 16.)
Love is a Dog
all dogs go to heaven
even small dogs that fit inside your purse
dogs will eat your discarded tampons
they smell blood they want to eat
you will eat me when i'm bleeding
that's because we are in love
love is a dog from hartford, connecticut
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The Facts
i want to stay awake all night and i want to fail miserably
but afterwards i want to fall asleep in a small bed
a small bed because i don't want any interference
all my dreams are late night infomercials without interruption
i dream that i am spinning in a rotisserie oven
i dream that i am roasting and my girlfriend is fucking ron popeil
weird i know but these are just the facts
some more facts in the future there will be no more people
right now we don't even really exist
we are just empty things that run on batteries
the batteries are not rechargeable and someday they will die
there is no plan for any of us
this is a fact
anderson cooper is standing in a hurricane
he's clutching a baby or a small furry animal
why
the world is sliding beneath his regular haircut
nothing just earthquakes clusterbombs michael jackson
just drunken tattoos information you regret and never fully understand
in the future everybody is roasting
everybody is ron popeil
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